groovymuttations: “it’s them” the home depot employees whisper as the hipster bloggers grab paint swatches to write inspirational quotes on
i am asshole wow
i really love my waifu though <’: wow GAY
goodbyeblues: have you ever had to take a step back and go, “woah, i’m TOO gay”
Dear Cartoon Network
banasmagiccastle: just because it’s cool on the internet doesnt mean it needs a show please stop just
TEST YOUR KEYBOARD
foxy-manatees: tahyes: thunderifical: burgerphile: immortalsmoke: owlites: gravityisforsuckers: Hold both shift keys down, and try to type “THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG.” THKBNFJS THLAY DG. holy shit THE QICK BROWN OX JMPS OVER THE LAZY OG. so close. H QUCK BRN FX JUMS VR H LAZY DG what even THEQUICKROWFOXJUMPSOVERTHELZYDOG it’s ok you tried ...
mercerism: what if when your pokemon fainted it lost experience points
ranyakumo: things that are okay: liking only trans women liking only trans men liking only cis women liking only cis men liking only people who don’t fall into any of the above categories liking any combination of the above liking all of the above liking none of the above things that are not okay: acting superior because of your preferences berating other people for their preferences ...
dragonsroar: hetero yuri yaoi nonshippers long ago the four nations lived together in harmony then, everything changed when the yaoi nation attacked
tardis-impala: mistercoventry: what’s the UK gonna do once their 8 actors die they don’t die, they all regenerate
ryanrosspepperoninipples: ryanrosspepperoninipples: now go text post be free and dont come back until you have at least 100 notes thats a good text post
instagrampa: how to excite a large crowd of white people: play don’t stop believin’ by journey
therealhousewivesofpanem: when adults have braces
ANGER IS ME
my parents: why don't you hang out with your friends?
me: because you won't buy me plane tickets to visit them
8bitmockingjay: ratbytes: oops i changed my url i still have equilaterat claimed though loving the new url ;v; <’: aaa thank you! <3
oops i changed my url i still have equilaterat claimed though
fishcrayons: 8bitmockingjay: I just closed the tumblr tab, only to open tumblr again i do this very often
finefools: glamydia: excuse me urban outfitters i believe you owe my eyes an apology more like chukka that shit in the garbage
Tumblr: Only a heartless person would scroll pa-
Me: *Scrolls past*