May 2012
dragsuperstarkeithmoon: getting zero notes on a post is like speaking up in a large classroom and everyone just staring at you so you slowly sink back in your seat and regret saying anything
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A haiku about getting out of bed
thediamondsinlucyssky: no no no no no  no no no no no no no no no no no no
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profligatekaizer: what the fuck is with this shia labeouf shit i dont get it same
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hiddlebumz: cosmo tip #247 during intercourse, embrace him and softly whisper “are you feeling it mr. krabs?”
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basedgosh: i don’t need to rearrange the alphabet because n and o are already together
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me: why am i so ugly
me after 2 seconds: why am i so perfect am i even a human
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Me: *breathes*
Mom: I AM SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR ATTITUDE
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marworyn: apparently now according to genderbitch using the terms female and male is transphobic i give up i fucking give up what wow i
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Hate to break it to you
kush2loud: tommyxvx: But choosing to eat meat absolutely makes you a bad person. Like, without question. Just a total shithead. 
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April 2012
coutre: being an ugly gay male really sucks
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prof oak: are you a boy or a girl
tumblr user: how dare you ask that question you cisgender scum what if i don't fit in the gender binary why can't i use two names interchangeably what if i identify as an otherkin why are the playable characters wearing clothes that fit their gender role why can there be pokemon that don't have a gender why can't i have a ditto as a starter it's my spirit pokemon lol where are MY options i'm writing a letter to nintendo to express my frustration depsite the fact they don't actually produce the games
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janeshotbootay: rachelberet: imagine how weird our society would be if pEOPLE RANDOMLY STARTED SCREAMING MIDSENTENCE LIKE WE DO ON THE INTERNET it would be so mUCH FUCKING BETTER
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if you put your ear on the inner thigh of a complete stranger on the bus you can actually hear them say “what the fuck are you doing”
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WatchWatch
canaduck: half asleep bird uwu
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suckmydirk: hey listen to this being pansexual is not the same as being bisexual
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spicegirlsofficial: when ur not sure if somethings an inside joke and u dont know if u should reblog it
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yiffmyass: tomhiddlestoned: reasons to cry being almost out of tea actually being out of tea being too lazy to get up and make more tea having no one around to bring you more tea
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