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January 2012

A letter to the signs:
  • Aries: Stop talking so much, no one cares.
  • Taurus: Stop being so cautious about everything, it's a turn off.
  • Gemini: Stop acting like you know about everything, you don't.
  • Cancer: Stop letting people walk all over you, you're more than that.
  • Leo: Stop craving the attention you know you can't have, it's annoying.
  • Virgo: Stop being such a homebody, go out and have fun.
  • Libra: Stop being so indecisive, it's gone on far too long.
  • Scorpio: Stop being so mean to people that love you the most.
  • Sagittarius: Stop searching for lover and lover, let them come to you.
  • Capricorn: Stop working so hard for just one day and learn to forgive.
  • Aquarius: Stop being so cold towards people's feelings, please.
  • Pisces: Stop worrying yourself and crying over tiny little things, don't let them see you like that.
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penguiiin:

If you say swag slow enough it’ll sound like “I’m a faggot”

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This Is A Post For The Guys Josh Macedo

nancygracesnipslip:

joshishollywood:

A dramatic reading of what is, in my opinion, one of the greatest blog posts of our time.

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  • God of Fuckshit: dub spics
  • God of Fuckshit: dumb*
  • God of Fuckshit: go get your lawnmower
  • ULTRA RA88IT DEVIN-CHAN: DUBSPIC
  • ULTRA RA88IT DEVIN-CHAN: THE NEW DUBSTEP
  • ULTRA RA88IT DEVIN-CHAN: FELIZ NAVIDAD WUBWUB WEEEEHHHHAAAAA WUBW UBW UBW U WBUBW WUUUUB WUB LA COO CA RA CHA WUUUB WUBWUB WWEE WEWE WEHHHHH
  • God of Fuckshit: "BURRITO BURRITO WOB WOB WOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMP WOB WOB WOMMMMMMMMMMMMP"
  • ULTRA RA88IT DEVIN-CHAN: I think we're onto something Jonna
  • God of Fuckshit: i
  • God of Fuckshit: i
  • God of Fuckshit: think we are
  • ULTRA RA88IT DEVIN-CHAN: this is gonna be the turn of the century
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we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
  • omg earthquake!!!!
  • flood is coming!!
  • omg water is in my house
  • nO NOT MY COMPUter
  • it's ok i have service on my phone guys
  • OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
  • aw a fireman is here
  • he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
  • i ship it omg
  • otp; i know how to save a life
  • whoa the earth is like breaking open
  • byE
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