styleswanky:

mom, dad, im gay. im very gay. haha tricked you i mean gay as in happy. pretty happy to have another mans dick in my ass

"i cant tell if these jeans,

a) shrunk in the wash

b) i gained a fuckton of weight

or

c) my hips grew a lot???”

A Story By Zoe(aka equilaterat)

snorlaxatives:

*sits down next to you and sympathetically looks into your eyes* i don’t care

wolveswolves:

By Jeff Wendorff

wolveswolves:

By Jeff Wendorff

antihumanist:

I met these two ladies in Switzerland. They were hugging and licking each other, like best friends.

uterus if you could just??? hold off

for a day

please dont start bleeding tonight

not the fucking night before i see utah

thanks

-your pal equilaterat

agelfeygelach:

Happy buggy!

agelfeygelach:

Happy buggy!